I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Do vagina's smell?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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