Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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