Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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