using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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