dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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