plz talk dirty to me
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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