I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Oh Jesus.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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