She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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