just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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