I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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