we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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