It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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