Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
