i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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