Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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