Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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