You made me cry and you don't even care
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You don't make any sense
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