And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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