I swear she didn't look like that last week.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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