don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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