STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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