But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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