Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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