The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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