Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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