She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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