i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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