I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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