its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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