I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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