i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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