I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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