Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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