Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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