Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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