How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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