Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Randomize
