i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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