What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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