I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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