Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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