i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
