nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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