I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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