I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
should my penis look like a turkey
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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