from now on my penis is your penis
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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