I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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