just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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