shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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