i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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