Taylor Swift is so right about you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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