The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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