Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So vagazzling was a success
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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