names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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