but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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